Thursday, November 05, 2009

The Mama Test

THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in
her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, And probably has germs,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this stuff. It's
on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mama.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you
have to be the dad.'
'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.









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22 comments:

~Ginger said...

Exactly!

Aspiemom said...

What a riot!

Terri said...

Definitely!

Mari said...

Good one!

Bonnie said...

ha ha !! priceless !!

Nancy said...

That is to funny!!!

A Stone Gatherer said...

Oh that's funny!!!!!

Melissa said...

O that is good!

Blessed Rain said...

That is sooo funny!!

Amber said...

lol lol lol...thats sooo funny!

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Skye said...

HAHAHAHA !
Oh my gosh that's hilarious.
You have the brightest little girl, that's adorable!

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Rusty said...

bwahahahahahah!

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Shelly said...

This is adorable!

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I'm Sadie said...

THAT was funny! How smart is she!